MY PLANTS AREN'T BUGS. YOURS ARE.
Naughty? Guilty as charged.
Quick Highlights
The MY PLANTS AREN'T BUGS. YOURS ARE. is a premium funny Christmas t-shirt featuring express your fierce devotion to your botanical companions and aggressively defend your sacred plant time from all digital distractions., perfect for wearing to the office (as a subtle power play), during your dedicated plant care routine, or while unwinding with a good book and a thriving monstera., crafted from ultra-soft, breathable premium cotton, ensuring ultimate comfort whether you're debugging complex systems or nurturing delicate root systems.. Designed for lasting comfort across holiday events, making it the perfect Forest Green addition to any festive wardrobe.
For the software engineer whose botanical debugs are far more critical than any coding issue. Declare your fiercely defended plant parent priorities with this aggressively witty Dark Academia-inspired tee.
Color / Material
Forest GreenSize Fit
- •100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- •Pre-shrunk fabric (athletic fit)
- •Side-seamed construction
- •Tear-away label for maximum comfort
Free shipping on orders over $75 · Ships in 2-4 days
Customer Reviews
Based on 124 reviews
Incredible print quality
Honestly better than expected. The fabric is super soft, but what blew me away was how sharp the graphic is. Survived 5 washes so far and looks brand new.
Hilarious and arrived fast
Bought this for my brother. Delivery was faster than Amazon in my area. The design is clean and exactly as pictured.
Fits perfectly
Fits true to size. I ordered a medium and it’s right on the money. Deducting one star just because I wish there were more color options, but overall a great buy.
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